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Drug Slang Dictionary from WebMD gets Crunked

My favorite part of the article is the opener:

Is your teen robotripping on CCC?
How would you know if you don’t even know what that means?

Honestly, Parents do need to be educated, but this list should be 30 pages long, there’s at least 20 slang terms off the top of my head that weren’t included in the WebMD Drug Slang Dictionary for Parents. In addition, there are no slang terms for Cannabis Sativa. Does that mean the WebMD doesn’t really consider “Marijuana” a drug? Anyways, here are my favorite Slang terms:

Snow: Cocaine. Synonyms include Charlie, crack, coke, dust, flake, freebase, lady, nose candy, powder, rock, rails, snowbirds, toot, white, and yahoo

Amazingly, I learned something new, which definitely edged this post from the “hmmm… Interesting” category to “Stupid America”

Cheese: This is a hazardous mix of black tar heroin and Tylenol PM or other medicines containing diphenhydramine). It looks like grated parmesan cheese — thus the name. There were more than 20 teen deaths in Dallas and surrounding neighborhoods that have been attributed to Cheese since it was identified in 2005.

and one more for my homies:

Crunk: This is a verb that means to get high and drunk at the same time.

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Marijuana dealers offer Schwarzenegger $1,000,000,000

 Ummmm, this is why the American Government is Stupid. First, California State Laws allows Medicinal Medical Marijuana clinics. Then, the law is implemented and everything runs smoothly. Now, US Government is spending their time busting Marijuana Clinics instead of protecting us. Below is a news story that just proves that the American Government is too stupid to realize that making money at the same time as helping people is a good idea.

A coalition of California marijuana growers and dealers has offered Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger one billion dollars to solve the current state budget crisis. According to economic studies, regulation and taxation of marijuana could produce six billion dollars in additional tax revenue. “Marijuana legalization is inevitable,” Schaffer says.

Marijuana dealers offer Schwarzenegger $1,000,000,000

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Same Stupid Country, Different Type of Army

Army Corps dumps old bombs, charges town (AP)

AP - The Army Corps of Engineers, which accidentally dumped sand filled with old military ordnance on Surf City’s beach, now wants the town to help pay to remove it.

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Arrested Demonstrators Awarded $1 Million

Stupid Government. If you didn’t arrest them in the first place you wouldn’t be spending my hard earned tax dollars on making them feel better. Nice One, Dumbasses! 

Protesters arrested during a rally five years ago were awarded $1 million on Wednesday.In September 2002, 100 people who marched on D.C. to protest the war in Iraq and World Bank policies. They were arrested. They later sued, claiming their arrests were unlawful.A judge agreed.

Arrested Demonstrators Awarded $1 Million

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Arrested for calmly telling Dick Cheney his policies reprehensible

Since when are we comparable to Russia and Cuba in our policies? Probably since Bush is the first dictator of the United States. But seriously, With Bush’s Dick up America’s A-hole you think they’d be used to some shit by now.

A man walked up to Dick Cheney, calmly told him he thought his Iraq policy was reprehensible, and walked away. A few minutes later he was arrested by the Secret Service, in front of his 8-year-old son, for “assault”.

Arrested for calmly telling Dick Cheney his policies reprehensible

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Foie Gras is Dog

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Riverside Park dog run via TONY Blog

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Lohan arrested for drunken driving (Reuters)

Lindsay Lohan attends the 'Us Hot Hollywood 2007' party in Los Angeles April 26, 2007. Lohan was arrested in the Los Angeles area early on Tuesday on suspicion of drunken driving and cocaine possession, days after she completed a 45-day rehabilitation program, authorities said. (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)Reuters - Lindsay Lohan was arrested in the Los Angeles area early on Tuesday on suspicion of drunken driving and cocaine possession, days after she completed a 45-day rehabilitation program, authorities said.

Lohan arrested for drunken driving (Reuters)

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President Stupid tried to Cancel PBS

President Bush Monkey FaceUnfortunately there are millions of Stupid Americans out there in the United States and my guess is many of them, including President Bush didn’t watch PBS. Well, we all know President Bush was too busy blowing coke up his nose, drinking himself even “stupider” and running oil companies into the ground. So in his latest attempt to destroy the intelligence of the citizens of the United States, President Stupid tried to cancel PBS. However, thankfully Congress is smarter than the monkey-faced president and blocked him.

My guess, he’s trying to dumb Americans so they don’t realize that as the President of the United States he’s made over 100 (possibly 1,000) moronic judgements that affect people like you! That’s right, YOU!

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How to snort Cocaine the Fruity Way

Froot Loops Cereal Straws

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New York: Manhattan Dumpster Diving

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 (Used Send To Feature from FeedDemon to Windows Live Writer for this… Sweet)

Last week’s Home & Garden section in the New York Times featured a story about freegans, a subset of environmentalist/anti-capitalists who buy as little as possible and consume food found in grocery store trash. This could be you! Or more likely, someone you know. It seems like everyone has that friend who offers you half-drunk bottles of dumpster rum and wears flip flops he found outside a college dorm. Sure, it’s admirable and economical (and illegal), but god it seems like a lot of work. We recommend just hitting up the farmers market if you don’t want to feed the capitalist machine. However, if you must jump on the hobo-chic bandwagon, we’ve scoured the ever so helpful Freegan website Freegan.info for the most bountiful dumpsters in Manhattan.

New York: Manhattan Dumpster Diving

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