Is there sumthin (via I Can Has Cheezburger?)

Do you need a lover? Do you smoke pot? Well, then I found the perfect solution for you via a Google Ad. Potpartner.com! It’s dating for stoners!

So go ahead and “Meet your smoking match!”:

Tyra Talks Vagina! (via Perez)

Faces in Places [FacesInPlaces.blogspot.com via Cool Hunting via Boing Boing Gadgets]

I’ll keep this relatively simple, since in the long run, that’s the first way individuals will have to act in order to save the environment.

1. Recycle!!!!!!
2. Switch all light bulbs to CFL – Save money on electricity and lighting costs
3. Buy and Use environmentally friendly products and groceries
4. Eat Less Meat!!!
5. Read up on Wikipedia’s Environmental issues

Read more about the environment at my environmental blog, The Fatty Cares, which is a list and proof for people out there that there are major problems with the environment and that there are people out there doing something to save it!

Are you participating? 

On October 15th, bloggers around the web will unite to put a single important issue on everyone’s mind – the environment. Every blogger will post about the environment in their own way and relating to their own topic. Our aim is to get everyone talking towards a better future.

Blog Action Day is about MASS participation. That means we need you! Here are 3 ways to participate:

• Post on your blog relating to the environment on Blog Action Day
• Donate your day’s earnings to an environmental charity
• Promote Blog Action Day around the web

Be sure to read my daily Environmental blog, The Fatty Cares.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! (via I Can Has Cheezburger)

The first time I used the similar title, it was a Samsung produced half-time show with decent music and amazing examples of how people can create a large visual masterpiece. This video comes from Crunchgear, which they called it Human LCD Displays. I prefer my title… Enjoy!

At 9:00 a.m. on October 13, you’ll get the green light: The requirements for the 2007 Insomnia Film Festival will be posted at www.apple.com/go/insomnia, and your team will have 24 hours to write, cast, shoot, edit, score, and upload your movie. Then you—and everyone else you can convince—will vote online for the best film (hopefully yours), and industry players like Barry Sonnenfeld, James Mangold, and Nora Ephron will screen the 25 highest-rated entries. If the public or the pros pick your masterpiece, each member of your team will get a MacBook Pro, Final Cut Studio 2, Logic Studio, and Shake. How’s that for a Hollywood ending?

The distinguished panel of judges for the 2007 Insomnia Film Festival:

Barry Sonnenfeld
Fred Armisen
James Mangold
Jim Sheridan
Mary Harron
Mira Nair
Nora Ephron
Terry George

As you keep reading the “report”, we get into even jucier conclusions, like new digital technologies cut sex time, and 1 in 5 people can make it without internet for a week.

Well, here are some juicy tidbits from the survey,

Of the more than 1,000 respondents to the Denizens of Digitivity survey, released last week, 44% of women said they own a gaming console such as a Wii, Xbox or PlayStation, compared with just 39% of men. The survey was conducted online from Sept. 7-11.

The survey also found that a slight majority of respondents (55%) could imagine “feeling OK” without an Internet connection for a few days at most; and only about a fifth more than that (18%) could go without access for a full week.

“The survey shows that time spent with new digital technologies eats not only into time spent with traditional media but also into physical activity, face-to-face socializing and even sex,” it stated.

The research also suggested that women are slightly more likely to own a digital camera than men, men and under-35 are most likely to use WiFi networking at home, and men are more likely than women to access the Web from outside the home.

Full Article at : MediaPost Publications – Survey Finds Women Own More Game Consoles Than Men – 09/24/2007

DA BEAR STILL CALLUN ME FAT (I Can Has Cheezburger)

Each year (or really, every 11 months and two weeks or so, kinda), the Jews observe Yom Kippur, the day of atonement, during which leather shoes and doing it are totally forbidden. Then there are many apologies. Let it begin with us! Herewith, Balk makes amends to some of the people he’s hurt so horribly this year.

I’m not a big one for apologies, but the faith of my mothers insists that I atone, so atone I will. I’ve wronged some folks over the last year. Sorry ’bout that.

The people of Darfur. I guess there’s something bad happening to you right now? Something I should be upset about enough to write my congressman or send money to someone? See, the thing is, I want to care about this, I really do, but the summer was totally hectic, and now with this new fall season… between “Gossip Girl” and “The Hills” alone I barely have enough room in my schedule for “me time,” which I think you’ll agree is the most important time of all. Tell you what, Darfur: If, come Christmas, you’re still having trouble with whatever it is that’s bothering you, drop me a line and I promise to at least read up on it. Actually, December’s crazy for me, I turn 35, and then, you know there are the holidays. Maybe January. Some time after New Year’s, but before the King holiday, which is when I do my annual spa retreat. But seriously, Darfur, I’m sorry. Please keep in touch.

Tony Snow. I think you might have accidentally caught the cancer I’ve been wishing on George W. Bush for the last seven years. My bad.

Band of Horses. I admit it, I downloaded your new record Cease to Begin. I promise to pay full price for it when it’s released in stores, even if it does feel a little thin compared to the last one, which was AMAZING. I’m sorry; I’m going to listen to it over and over until I learn to love it.

Everyone in the office. You’re going to be hearing a lot of the new Band of Horses in the near future. Be patient, it’s a good record! I think!

Doree Shafir. Choire just told me that my constant sexual harassment and my habit of referring to you as “toots,” “sweetie,” or “the other girl,” were big factors in you leaving Gawker. That is so not what I wanted. Sorry, babe.

My Cock. I know I haven’t put you on the site lately. Please don’t start giving your material to anyone else, I’ll try to get something by you up soon.

Choire. I know you hate the posts by My Cock, but, uh, expect some soon.

The Jews. When I’m tucking into my mouthwatering crackling pork shank at Maloney and Porcelli during lunch tomorrow, I promise to at least spare a thought for you guys. You’ll probably be starving.

Yom Kippur: My Bad, Darfur! (via Gawker)

Paperwurk done (via I Can Has Cheezburger?)

This is just for the awesome picture above, for the actual story: MacBook WiFi hack to be published, sound of snoring overpowers announcement (via Engadget)

Notice the girl between the two trees? Hayden Panettiere or Ivanka Trump?

It reminds me more of Hayden in NYC during a Heroes episode, but she’s thin, tall and beauitfully blonde like Ivanka…

Rendering from Trump Soho Press Conference Report: The Renderings! (via Curbed)