After looking through over 2,000 iPhone themes, below are 10 screenshots of jailbroken iPhones with great looks, great apps, and, well they shine with illegal elegance. *All link to Flickr versions so you can comment to the designers/users.

This one I call “Blue Fire Skull,” it’s simple and clean yet spicy:

Retext is a bit boring, but at the same time, oh so beautiful:

This “Purple Sky” features clear icons and sets the mood for any night

This Rainbow theme is for the artist and/or the gay pride in you:

Who doesn’t love Hello Kitty?

This Mac 2.0 Silver theme should be a default, but alas, it’s illegal too…

This 3D theme might actually convince you that the screen has buttons:

iSteam for the steampunk motif lovers:

Neon – For the Las Vegas or 24 Hour kind of mood:

The Autumn Theme – and just in time:

Any that I missed? Your thoughts on the themes above?

*TheFattyTalks nor any carrier condones hacking your iPhone. So proceed at your own risk

From CrunchGear, figured I’d share the love…

Look, let’s cut the bullshit and get straight to the point, shall we? This is a keychain that plays Super Mario Bros. sound FX and has a bright red paint job with an old school Mario logo. It is without a doubt the best $5.99 you will ever spend. Why’s this? Because the next time you get drunk off your ass and stumble out of the freshman dorms at your school, you’ll find a party at some frat house. Three hours and a bottle of Goldschlager later, you’ll whip out this keychain and will begin hitting buttons.

Five minutes later, you are god. All of the hit sound FX are on this keychain. The “grown up Mario/mushroom” sound is there, as well as “1UP noise”, “Mario dies” and “Level start” are all available. The next time you sink a ball in during beer pong, play the “Coin” noise to get everyone all excited and smashing chairs. You’re the man now, dog!

The reason you live: Super Mario sound FX keychain (CrunchGear)

USB Homer Lamp-  $19.99 through Perpetual Kid

Homer Simpson Mouse and Mouse Pad – $22.99 through Perpetual Kid

Homer Simpson USB Hub – via Perpetual Kid $47.99 ???

Gigabyte GP-S5500 Speaker built-in Class-D amplifier. It gives high quality of sound with low power consumption. Get this excellent audio system to enjoy music and games!

Features:

Built-in Class-D amplifier for quality sound under 1W

USB powered, plug to play, no power adapter required

Reflex tube to enhance bass performance

Sphere cabinet dressing, reducing standing wave inside and delivering more clear sound

Magnetic shielding that allows speaker placement next to your monitor or television without on-screen color distortion
Benefits of Class-D amplifier

High switch ration, low power wastage (low temperature), energy-efficient

Overcome the bass extension limitations normally associated with small cabinets, and ensure a high power output

Some of the Highlights:

Pee Powered Battery Now Available (via TreeHugger)

ION TTUSB10 USB Turntable Review

Electronic Spin the Bottle

?What your body craves.?

Panasonic is going for ?sex sell? with what you might assume to be something that, ahem, vibrates. They have packed 460 inches of air massage and 200 inches of back massage into their new luxury message chair, the EP30006 specifically for the Sharper Image.

If you?ve not been paying Panasonic much attention, clearly I have not, then you might not know they have an extensive line of massage chairs (I count 14 models) that peak with the EP30006 luxury model. Panasonic features the new ?Junetsu? fine-knead technique as well as 1117 massage modes (total) including the old standbys: Shiatsu and Swedish massage. Panasonic rounds the chair out with storage for 24 individual programs and includes being endorsed by the ACA (American Chiropractic Association) .

The chair uses a pressure sensitive scan to make a map of your back taking into account your height and spine curve. The resultant massage is custom sized just for you.

This chair at the Sharper Image will set you back $4799.

Product Page [Panasonic]

Panasonic/Sharper Image $5,000 chair!

Summertime: a time for shorts, sandals, sunglasses, and Warmmi’s USB Heating Slippers. Yes, thanks to the modern marvel of air conditioning, our work and home environments are either excruciatingly hot or bloody cold. With our luck, it’s usually the latter. Read on to see how this fuzzy footwear fares in our latest in-depth review. USB Heating Slippers Review (the recap below for your reading pleasure)

Recap and Availability
Comfortably soft and ever fuzzy, the USB Heating Slippers did a good job of defrosting my feet in a frigid room, and rather quickly at that. The simple heating element is built so that durability shouldn’t be an issue, although the 120cm cable is rather short and could also benefit from a power switch so I don’t have to dive behind the computer all the time.

While not available in any brick and mortar retail outlets that we know of, Warmmi’s USB Heating Sippers can still be had at a number of outlets online including USBGeek.com, Vavolo.com, PerpetualKid.com, and USB.Brando.com.hk, who were kind enough to sponsor this review along with our review of the USB Minifridge. Pricing ranges from $20-30 plus shipping, which is money well spent in my opinion. The USB Warming Slippers are highly recommended to anyone who suffers from icy feet

MP4 Watch II (1.8 inches LCD + Speaker)

Features:

Honestly though, I don’t understand the need for this.

1. What’s the problem with cupping your hands?
2. Who actually drinks the water from the Bathroom sink?
3. I always heard that dentists recommended not rinsing after brushing your teeth…

Amron Experimental feels your toothbrushing pain. The company doesn’t want you to sluice water from an old-fashioned cup, or “lap water from your hands”. Oh no, it knows that you need a personal fountain.

The principle will be familiar to anyone who has visited Rome and drunk from the “Big Nose” street drinking fountains, which redirect water from a continuous stream; you block the end of the pipe and the water squirts up through a small hole in tube. The Brush & Rinse takes flowing tap water and redirects it to your waiting mouth.

The retail price will be an affordable $3, with a limited edition of 27 prototypes selling for a teeth-clenching $1,750.00. Seriously. Look at the shopping cart screengrab below.

Clever Low-Tech Toothbrush for the Lazy Scrubber

Looking for a place to stash those WiiMotes and their associated nunchucks? Here’s the Wii WeDock, a storage container we didn’t notice when the Brandoite junk purveyors were hawking it in a Wii-matching white color last month. But this black one caught our attention because it looks like a garbage bin for biohazard waste.

While that’s not a particularly attractive comparison, the Wii WeDock looks surprisingly useful, giving you a place to put both of those Nintendo Wii controllers, out of harm’s way and perhaps out of the mouths of children. That’s a good thing?we’ve heard those things can jump up and smack you upside the head. The Wii nunchucks, that is. Or maybe the children, too.

The WeDock’s one-touch “springboard” design pops up your weapon with a simple push. And if you get tired of that Nintendo Wii, just use the WeDock to store your used syringes and other biohazards you might have lying around. Or you can put your weed in it. [Brando]

You Said Wee Wee: Wii WeDock Appears Useful Despite Appallingly Alliterative

As the Giz said:

According to the press release, the machine can hover 10 feet off the ground and cruises at a speed of 50 mph. Because the M200G is classified as a recreation device and not an aircraft, it is not subject to FAA regulations and anybody can operate one. No official release date has been announced