Hardhat #1: Did you check out my wall lately?
Hardhat #2: Uh, no.
Hardhat #1: Dude! You should! That chick I was telling you about, she wrote all over it.
Hardhat #2: No shit!
Hardhat #1: Things I can’t even repeat to you.
Hardhat #2: Awww, man, right on! I will log on tonight.
Hardhat #1: Facebook is awesome.–Rockefeller Center
Mom to infant waving bottle around: What the fuck? Are you fucking out of your mind?!–Manhattan-bound Q train
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I have quite a bit of good Overheard in New York’s this week, so I’ll get right to the crazy things that people say…
Man, slamming on hood of taxi inching forward: Hey! I’m walkin’ here! [Turns to people behind him] Where’s that from?
Lady passerby: Midnight Cowboy!–50th & Broadway
Thug: Yo, I just watched a white kid get tasered on the news last night, and I was like, ‘Yeah, yeah, get him!’–181st & St. Nicholas
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A little best of Overheard in New York from the week to make your Friday even better!
Girl: But what if he doesn’t want to have sex with me?
Male friend: Oh, please. Banging exes is like the number two national pastime to baseball.–6 train
Sketchy doctor: I Google everything! I treat my patients with Google.–Mt. Sinai School of Medicine, 98th & Madison
Continue Reading Overheard it’s Friday - WOOO!
Wooo! Friday! Finally! Even though that should be enough to cheer you up, here are the best of Overheard in New York recent posts… Enjoy..
British art guy: You know what I love about Americans?
American art guy: What’s that?
British art guy: When I say the word ‘fag,’ they think I’m talking about smoking and not being homophobic. Even if I say, ‘I want to ass-fuck that fag,’ I can get away with it because I’m British. –Soho
Continue Reading Overheard in New York today is Friday
As always, trying to lighten up your day with a bit of laughter at other people’s expense. Luckily, with Overheard in New York, everyone is anonymous. So enjoy laughing at what New Yorker’s say and don’t forget to check out previous Best Of’s…
Angry girl: What do you mean you didn’t fuck up?
Boyfriend: I didn’t fuck up!
Angry girl: You got a stripper pregnant! You fucked up!–Sandwich shop, Bleecker
20-ish girl seeing group of orthodox Jews walk by: Hey, look at all those Amish people! Oh, wait, are they Amish or acidic Jews?–8th & Bedford
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NYU guy #1: I was watching that Dateline show, To Catch a Predator last night on TV.
NYU guy #2: Chris Hansen is the world’s biggest cock-block.
NYU guy #3: Chris Hansen? Didn’t he invent the Muppets?–NYU Palladium Dining Hall
Chick with camera: I am gonna Flickr the fuck out of you!–Burp Castle, 7th & 2nd
Continue Reading Overheard New York is the New Silicon Valley
A little Overheard in New York to make you smile…
Freshman #1: Let’s not kid ourselves — the men who shop at Sears do not care what the underwear looks like on other men.
Freshman #2: Sears catalogs are only for straight boys in North Dakota to masturbate to.
Freshman #1: In North Dakota, even the Internet has no porn.–F train
Continue Reading Overheard The Internet Has No Porn
Girlfriend to boyfriend: Seeing the genitals of a corpse is, like, a huge turn-off.–Bodies Exhibit, Fulton St
Yuppie to toddler sitting on friend’s lap: … And the benefit of wearing Nike clothing is that it’s made by children not much older than you.–Central Park
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Boyfriend: So you went home, drank two Smirnoff Ices, watched Harry Potter one and a half times, and masturbated twice?
Girlfriend: Yep. –City Hall Park
Lady #1: The doctor has me on all kinds of medication for my STD.
Lady #2: Oh?
Daughter of lady #1: Mom, for the last time, it’s ‘SVT,’ not ‘STD.’ You have a heart condition, not a sexually transmitted disease.
Lady #1: Shit, I really have to stop getting those two things mixed up!–E train
Continue Reading Overheard Harry Potter excites New Yorkers
Hipster: The Statue of Liberty would be so much cooler if she had a cigarette.–D train
Woman smoking outside bar: That’s what I love about City College - we’re all geniuses at City College!–238th St, Riverdale, Bronx
Continue Reading Overheard New Yorkers are Geniuses
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