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Overheard it’s Monday in New York

overheardinnewyork-logo Hardhat #1: Did you check out my wall lately?
Hardhat #2: Uh, no.
Hardhat #1: Dude! You should! That chick I was telling you about, she wrote all over it.
Hardhat #2: No shit!
Hardhat #1: Things I can’t even repeat to you.
Hardhat #2: Awww, man, right on! I will log on tonight.
Hardhat #1: Facebook is awesome.–Rockefeller Center

Mom to infant waving bottle around: What the fuck? Are you fucking out of your mind?!–Manhattan-bound Q train

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Overheard it’s Friday Again!

overheardinnewyork-logo I have quite a bit of good Overheard in New York’s this week, so I’ll get right to the crazy things that people say…

Man, slamming on hood of taxi inching forward: Hey! I’m walkin’ here! [Turns to people behind him] Where’s that from?
Lady passerby: Midnight Cowboy!–50th & Broadway

Thug: Yo, I just watched a white kid get tasered on the news last night, and I was like, ‘Yeah, yeah, get him!’–181st & St. Nicholas

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Overheard it’s Friday – WOOO!

overheardinnewyork-logo A little best of Overheard in New York from the week to make your Friday even better!

Girl: But what if he doesn’t want to have sex with me?
Male friend: Oh, please. Banging exes is like the number two national pastime to baseball.–6 train

Sketchy doctor: I Google everything! I treat my patients with Google.–Mt. Sinai School of Medicine, 98th & Madison

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Overheard in New York today is Friday

overheardinnewyork-logo Wooo! Friday! Finally! Even though that should be enough to cheer you up, here are the best of Overheard in New York recent posts… Enjoy..

British art guy: You know what I love about Americans?
American art guy: What’s that?
British art guy: When I say the word ‘fag,’ they think I’m talking about smoking and not being homophobic. Even if I say, ‘I want to ass-fuck that fag,’ I can get away with it because I’m British. –Soho
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Overheard New Yorkers are Nice and Friendly Now

overheardinnewyork-logo As always, trying to lighten up your day with a bit of laughter at other people’s expense. Luckily, with Overheard in New York, everyone is anonymous. So enjoy laughing at what New Yorker’s say and don’t forget to check out previous Best Of’s

Angry girl: What do you mean you didn’t fuck up?
Boyfriend: I didn’t fuck up!
Angry girl: You got a stripper pregnant! You fucked up!–Sandwich shop, Bleecker

20-ish girl seeing group of orthodox Jews walk by: Hey, look at all those Amish people! Oh, wait, are they Amish or acidic Jews?–8th & Bedford

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Overheard New York is the New Silicon Valley

overheardinnewyork-logo NYU guy #1: I was watching that Dateline show, To Catch a Predator last night on TV.
NYU guy #2: Chris Hansen is the world’s biggest cock-block.
NYU guy #3: Chris Hansen? Didn’t he invent the Muppets?–NYU Palladium Dining Hall

Chick with camera: I am gonna Flickr the fuck out of you!–Burp Castle, 7th & 2nd

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Overheard The Internet Has No Porn

A little Overheard in New York to make you smile…

overheardinnewyork Freshman #1: Let’s not kid ourselves — the men who shop at Sears do not care what the underwear looks like on other men.
Freshman #2: Sears catalogs are only for straight boys in North Dakota to masturbate to.
Freshman #1: In North Dakota, even the Internet has no porn.–F train

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Overheard I Overheard that Too!

overheardinnewyork-logo Girlfriend to boyfriend: Seeing the genitals of a corpse is, like, a huge turn-off.–Bodies Exhibit, Fulton St

Yuppie to toddler sitting on friend’s lap: … And the benefit of wearing Nike clothing is that it’s made by children not much older than you.–Central Park

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Overheard Harry Potter excites New Yorkers

overheardinnewyork-logo Boyfriend: So you went home, drank two Smirnoff Ices, watched Harry Potter one and a half times, and masturbated twice?
Girlfriend: Yep. –City Hall Park

 

Lady #1: The doctor has me on all kinds of medication for my STD.
Lady #2: Oh?
Daughter of lady #1: Mom, for the last time, it’s ‘SVT,’ not ‘STD.’ You have a heart condition, not a sexually transmitted disease.
Lady #1: Shit, I really have to stop getting those two things mixed up!–E train

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Overheard New Yorkers are Geniuses

OverHeard in New York Logo Hipster: The Statue of Liberty would be so much cooler if she had a cigarette.–D train

Woman smoking outside bar: That’s what I love about City College – we’re all geniuses at City College!–238th St, Riverdale, Bronx

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