NYU guy #1: I was watching that Dateline show, To Catch a Predator last night on TV.
NYU guy #2: Chris Hansen is the world’s biggest cock-block.
NYU guy #3: Chris Hansen? Didn’t he invent the Muppets?–NYU Palladium Dining Hall
Chick with camera: I am gonna Flickr the fuck out of you!–Burp Castle, 7th & 2nd
Dad: A geek is someone ugly but very smart.
Six-year-old son: Ugly, but very smart…
Dad: Actually, a geek is really someone in the circus that bites the heads off of chickens.–75th & Roosevelt, Jackson Heights
Creepster #1: So, I wrote her an e-mail that said, ‘Your titties look really nice. They look really succulent.’
Creepster #2: You wrote ’succulent’?
Creepster #1: Yeah, I said, ‘Your titties look succulent in photo number five.’
Creepster #2: That’s fucked up.
Creepster #1: I know, but…–Union & Smith, Brooklyn
Chick: He gave me a laptop for my birthday… And we haven’t even had sex yet!–Sol y Sombra
Tree-hugger #1: So, this dumb girl didn’t even know what the ACLU was…
Tree-hugger #2: Did you take her outside and shoot her?–33rd & 5th
Hot chick on cell: Important question: Which is more painful, cum in your eye, or Caesar salad dressing in your eye?–Columbia University
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