Overheard New Yorkers are Geniuses

Hipster: The Statue of Liberty would be so much cooler if she had a cigarette.–D train

Woman smoking outside bar: That’s what I love about City College - we’re all geniuses at City College!–238th St, Riverdale, Bronx

Girl #1: I’m living the good life.
Girl #2: No, you’re not! You just sit around eating pie all day.–The Bowery

Suit #1: Arrrgh! I always wanted a pirate party… Make ye walk the plank.
Suit #2: Yeah, that would’ve been cool. What about a princess party? I don’t understand why only girls got those…
Suit #1: Arrrgh, matey. No kidding.–Cafe Metro, 39th & 7th

Girlfriend #1: What you got is real love. That nigga’s jumpin’ off balconies, gettin’ a tattoo…
Girlfriend #2: That don’t mean nothin’. Your father got 15 bitches’ names on him.
Girlfriend #1: Bitch, he loves you!–A train