The Fatty Talks by Adam Hirsch

20-ish girl: Is this the line for the park?–Line for Neue Gallery, 85th & Madison

JAP on cell: Ummm… Some crazy lady just threw her coffee all over my legs. You don’t think I’ll get AIDS, do you?–Penn Station

Chick to doughnut: Don’t go to my stomach, okay? Just go to my titties.–125th & Broadway

Man on cell: Don’t call her a prostitute! That’s my mom you’re talking about. You lived with her — was she a prostitute then? No, she was not!–92nd & 1^st

Mom to teen daughter: This is a very interesting place. It kind of has a European feel. –Au Bon Pain, 8th St

Chubs: Restaurant week is like Hanukkah for us fatties!–Little West 12th & 9^th

^{Overheard in New York – Have A Great Labor Day Weekend!}