Teen: So, this one time I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving all the Bibles to the ‘Fiction’ section…–74th & Columbus
Five-year-old girl to friend: Listen, Julia, this is probably going to sound really bitchy, but shove it.–FAO Schwartz
Jew: He died for your sins! Bruce Lee died of a questionable overdose of aspirin for your sins!–Central Park
Lady suit: Trevor is one of those ‘close talkers.’ He’s got to respect my personal space because his breath always smells like pussy.–C train, 14th St
Subway hawker with huge sign: Subway! Eat fresh! [Hot girl walks by] Hey, baby, you lookin’ good! Don’t you just walk away like that… You need to shave your legs, girl. Subway! Eat fresh!–39th & 8th
Wooo(T)! to Overheard (in NY)…
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