Suit on cell: Yeah, it was definitely a fucking adventure alright… I feel like fucking Harry Potter.–Port Authority
Basketball thug: Yo, my mama’s breasts smell like rusty pickles!–Columbus Park, by City Hall
Hobo leaning over and talking to squirrels: Why are you a squirrel?! Why?!–Washington Square Park
Lawyer on cell: I have so many arch-nemeses…–Law firm lobby, Midtown
Girl: I think that dog is staring at me…
Guy: Don’t flatter yourself.–Washington Square dog park
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