Loudspeaker: Sir, do not take a dump on the platform, sir. Sir, do not take a dump on the platform!–Times Square 42nd St. station
Guy: Did you try rebooting?
Chick: Of course.
Guy: Because that’s the first thing you should try doing when you–
Chick: –Look, half the guys I’ve dated have been in tech support. I’ve picked up a hell of a lot more than just VD. I know about rebooting–NYU
Geek: I feel like a douche.
Chick: Seriously, if you ever feel like a dork go to any Blockbuster, look at the employees, and you’ll see how cool you are.–31st & 21st
Mother: You were a jerk for years.
Son: No, I was a cokehead. There’s a huge difference.–F train




















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