The Fatty Talks by Adam Hirsch

Ummmm, this is definitely a Stupid America type of post, apparently the “administration” accused him of selling and using marijuana, he’s 15, while although totally a valid claim, still they have no proof and the boy says “I’ve never even smoked Marijuana. I’ve never even seen it!”. For some reason, I believe him, no stoner is smart enough to say “I’ve never even seen it!”. Read more where the hilarity ensues about King getting Suspended for Free Speech.