Overheard That this was meh…

Hipster: So, this girl came up to us and asked us if we were art fags. Anyway, long story short, I had sex with her in Richard Gere’s rooftop Zen garden. –Union Square

Creepy Casanova: Want to hear the worst pick up line ever? ‘Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? –Bronx High School of Science

Clerk: What’s that symbol on your shirt?
Chick: It says ‘Nepal.’
Clerk: What’s Nepal?
Chick: It’s where the Dalai Lama lives.
Clerk: What’s the Dalai Lama? Is that an animal?
Chick: Yeah, it’s like a Yeti.
Clerk: Oh. –Pelham Pkwy

Female Google suit: How’s your son doing?
Male Google suit: Great! He’s 11 months now, and he’s starting to get a personality — it’s great!
Female Google suit: I’d love to see some pictures sometime!
Male Google suit: He’s got a blog!–Elevator, Port Authority building, 15th & 9th

Thank you OVERHEARD IN New York (.com).